Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"
1. a cross-breed animal between an elephant and a chameleon.
commonly found in antarctica, beating penguins with baby seals.
2. a term for a guy who is fat, but no one will dare to say it because if they do, they will be malevolently masicured and precariously punished