Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)

I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit

Champagne Shit by Kai Karl June 11, 2006

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Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.

I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.

Champagne shit by @takochino November 19, 2017

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champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

champagne-shit by BananaChem August 21, 2010

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Champagneship

A drinking competition to see who can drink more bottles of champagne. A champagne championship, or a champagneship. Often times played on New Years Eve with the ball dropping marking the completion. Similar to a case race with beer, but much classier.

"I can't believe Jason drank 6 bottles of champagne before the ball dropped, I only drank 2. It's safe to say he won the Champagneship."

Champagneship by jmoli December 28, 2009

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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