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Champ-Stamp 

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.
Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!
Champ-Stamp by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025
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Champ Stamp 

Ken has a sweet ass champ stamp of a flaming, soaring eagle !
Champ Stamp by Steve Stevaguesen September 2, 2009

champ stamp 

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.
I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.
champ stamp by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005

champ stamp 

A tattoo, typically placed on the lower back region, depicting the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Championship win. Commonly found on middle-aged men, the tattoo typically is usually associated with mild obesity and hairy backs. Typical reactions to the champ stamp include, but are not limited too, drunken embracements, high fives, and/or illusions of the men convincing themselves they actually had something to do with the victory
Bob: I just got a champ stamp!
Jerry: Whoa, I just got a sudden urge to touch you.
champ stamp by sfgiants24 April 25, 2011

Champ Stamp 

when you punch someone in the face with one or more state champion rings.
i totally just champ stamped some dude that was getting in my face.
Champ Stamp by bmagic December 16, 2008

food stamp champ 

What Serena is nothing but
"Serena is nothing but a food stamp champ"
food stamp champ by Shai May 7, 2005

Cramp stamp 

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).
Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.
Cramp stamp by thethird September 4, 2009
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