someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.
redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020
Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.
Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.
Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!
Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!
by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025