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Chaka Khan 

A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.

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employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."

woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."
Chaka Khan by Lola Ramona September 18, 2013

chaka khan 

A term commonly used in replacement of "your mom" in the bay area.
Chaka Khan goes to college.
chaka khan by Nick Kempen January 3, 2008

Chaka-khan 

1 : to involve one's self in a way that hinders or impedes in another's affairs
2 : to strike one with the opposite foot or ankle in walking or running -- used especially on intoxicated friends
3 : to enter into or take a part in the concerns of others
4 : to act reciprocally so as to augment, diminish, or otherwise affect one another
" Don't try to chaka-khan me "
Chaka-khan by Christy Cichra August 31, 2006

Chakka Khan

SRK is known as Chakka Khan of bollywood.
Born in poor chakka family SRK went on to become Richest Chakka of bollywood.
Chakka Khan SRK secretly married Karan Johar. Their new born son is Chakka Akshay Kumar
Hey why are you behaving like chakka khan shah rukh?

Chakka Khan

Chutiya actor Shahrukh Khan is known as Chakka Khan. Everybody knowns he is Chakka which means gay.
Chakka Khan fans are worst than him.
Chakka Khan by bdking9090 February 12, 2021

Chakka Khan

Chutiya actor Salman khan is known as Chakka Khan. Everybody knowns he is Chakka which means gay.
Chakka Khan fans are worst than him.
Chakka Khan by Fakeer 3.0 August 6, 2019