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Chain Texter 

1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.

2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!

3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).

4. Sometimes it's the iggit in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents, near calls, or near misses. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about, see who is and is not texting.

2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive, or addictive? Come on, put the darn cell phone down for an hour; you will NOT die!
Chain Texter by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026