Chaild

A weird way of saying child. A way to nickname your friends!

"hi chaild!" someone said to their friend

by Humanchaild April 15, 2020

chaild

When you're too lazy to type "child" right, so you type; chaild.

"come here my chaild, dinner is ready"

by dumbarse February 11, 2018

summer child

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

childe

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

Lana rhoades child

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.

1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012