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Chafeing 

When your balls rub your leg and your leg feels like sand paper 8============
Mom i need SOME FUCKING INCHING CREAM chafeing is a result in which your skin sweats and rubs together
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Cheek chafing

when you are running so hard your buns start to get sore from constant friction
man, I got cheek chafing so hard the other day from running
Cheek chafing by Breckinbad February 20, 2015

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation
Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!
chafing the carrot by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.
Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."
Chafing My Mind by dominat0r May 30, 2013

mobile chafing 

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants
These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.
mobile chafing by H Jr. December 13, 2010
To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
chafing by Eric.. July 1, 2005

bulge chafing nooksniffer 

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.
YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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