cafeing 

cafeing is when someone laughs or breathes into a bowl or other smoking device resulting in the weed and ashes to be blown all over.

also when someone drops your weed on the ground.

also can be noun "cafer"

or verb "cafe" "cafed"

pronounced "kayf"

example 1
guy #1 drops bag of weed on ground while taking a hit.

guy #2 "Dude why are you always cafeing with my weed?!"

example 2
guy#1 tells a funny joke

guy#2 laughs and blows weed out of bowl

guy#1 Dude why do you always cafe in my car?

cafeing by Deadmoose August 30, 2009

caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

caffing by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

cakeing 

The act to flirting, hugging, or otherwise spending lots of time right next to your significant other.

Shawnna and her boyfriend be cakeing everyday in the cafeteria.

cakeing by Tricey April 20, 2006

cafeind 

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

cafeind by Scofield September 28, 2009

Cageing It

A derivative of 'Phoned It In', 'Cageing It' is when an actor gives the most outlandish and ridiculously over the top performance possible; generally under the assumption that the film they're starring in is going to be terrible regardless of what they do (and they hate themselves a little for even being in it), and that the director is unwilling or unable to stop them from doing whatever they want.

Named for the over the top performances typified by Nicolas Cage.

Did you see Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending? Totally Cageing it.

What was with Michael Sheen at the end of Twilight? He was definitely Cageing It. That dude just didn't give a fuck.

Cageing It by Val_Killmore February 27, 2015

de-caffing 

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

de-caffing by sheedymark March 30, 2008

cakeing 

talking to a women or your female campaion on the phone .

Byrone is cakeing talking on the phone .

cakeing by byrone miller June 27, 2005