Chadmath

A branch of mathematics that doesn't give a fuck about any of the other branches of mathematics.

It looks like they've just cherry picked random data series to support their thesis and then failed to add up numbers correctly but boy do those numbers look good. What sort of math is that? Oh, of course, it's Chadmath.

by Kenneth Dredd May 31, 2021

dirty chamath

After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.

Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.

by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021

chamathka

chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go

chamathka is so kind

by keke900 November 2, 2020

Chamath

A Chamath is a very nice and friendly guy who will be that person you will never forget. He is super smart and funny and is a person you can always rely on. When you find a Chamath you will be sure to have a friend (or partner) for life.

"Is he Chamath you were talking about?"

"Yeah, you should get to know him sometime, I'm sure you'll like him!"

by Sophiaea February 26, 2017

Chadeathbypaimon

The act of realising you've done a "no-no" and shall face paimonial wrath

"Oh chadeathbypaimon! I shall set sail for I am gone"

"He chadeathbypaimon out of the convo after that"

by Chadeathbypaimon October 30, 2022

Chamathed

To lose a large sum of money investing in SPAC (Special Purpose Acquisition Company) companies listed on stock exchanges. In particular there was the so-called "SPAC 2.0 Platform" companies - IPOA, IPOB, IPOC, IPOE which subsequently saw large declines before they were eventually liquidated. Recently there is the "SPAC 4.0" addition like AEXA.

I was Chamathed back in 2023 after investing in IPOA, but I hope this time around will be better with AEXA.

by Freddafunkier February 4, 2026