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Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
Cereal Guy by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
Cereal guy by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

Cereal Second Guy 

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.
Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

are you guys for cereal right now? 

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

Cerealguy 

The funniest person of all time with a hot bot, a really attractive face, and a giant IQ. Men wanna be him, women want to be with him. Anyone not subbed to him is a dumb smelly nigger
Cerealguy rules!
Cerealguy by CerealGuyFan1488 January 23, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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