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How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014
Tall, nerdy guy (arguably) in desperate need of female attention, craving sex and trying his utmost to flirt with every passing member of the female gender.

Can also be used as an adjective.
Noun: "Clephen"
Adjective: *Clephen clephens* *Girl awkwardly laughs* "Damn, nigga, that's so Clephen."
Clephen by PetruPaulKoizumi April 16, 2013

Cephantics 

The word to best describe the you embrace a chaotic and goofy gremlin enegy in a simalar fashion to how the AI vtuber CephyGlitch.
do not troll me with your cephantics
Cephantics by CephyGlitch January 31, 2023

Suck Chephen 

A racist bald ass white man who resembles a beluga whale and has entitlement issues.
Suck Chephen can suck a dick!

Cephelogatitis 

1) A rare disorder - unique to the college female - that results primarily in an increased tendency to contract urinary infections after sexual activity.
Laura: Tonight's really not a good night for me. My cephelogatitis is acting up again.
Cephelogatitis by Danny Tan-ner January 15, 2010

Cepheaus 

Cepheaus is an intelligent, humorous and loyal person. He may be hyper at times, but shy as well. He is stylish, friendly and sincere. Animal lover, humble and wise. He knows what's right and wrong, but sometimes may choose the wrong choice. Only after he learnt his lesson, will he change. Likes sports very much and is a great joy to everyone.
omg, he looks like a Cepheaus!
Cepheaus by blob :-) May 28, 2013