celvin

He’s a short person, and if you insult him he will say “is it because I’m short and black”

Person: Celvin do you know how to solve this problem

Celvin: yes
Person: can you help me
Celvin: no
Person: you’re fucking useless

Celvin: is it because I’m short and black

by It’s the fbi January 26, 2020

Celvin

Doing a Celvin

Definition: To completely devour all the food at a meal before someone else gets a chance to eat any. This act is often done quickly and without shame, leaving the other person feeling hungry and possibly frustrated.

"Dude, I was so hungry! But John did a Celvin on the pizza - there wasn't a single slice left!"
"We ordered a giant burrito to share, but Sarah Celvined it before I even got a bite!"
"Be careful with Mike, he's a notorious Celvin - don't blink or your food will be gone!"
"Dude, i was eating soup and bread with my classmates the other day but Celvin Celvined all the food!"

by Boofdev July 20, 2024

Celvin

Someone who eats almost anything at an incredible speed.

Dude, Celvin was at my house yesterday and he finished his meal in under 2 minutes!

by blalange.org July 20, 2024