celvin

He’s a short person, and if you insult him he will say “is it because I’m short and black”

Person: Celvin do you know how to solve this problem

Celvin: yes
Person: can you help me
Celvin: no
Person: you’re fucking useless

Celvin: is it because I’m short and black

by It’s the fbi January 25, 2020

Celvin

Doing a Celvin

Definition: To completely devour all the food at a meal before someone else gets a chance to eat any. This act is often done quickly and without shame, leaving the other person feeling hungry and possibly frustrated.

"Dude, I was so hungry! But John did a Celvin on the pizza - there wasn't a single slice left!"
"We ordered a giant burrito to share, but Sarah Celvined it before I even got a bite!"
"Be careful with Mike, he's a notorious Celvin - don't blink or your food will be gone!"
"Dude, i was eating soup and bread with my classmates the other day but Celvin Celvined all the food!"

by Boofdev July 20, 2024

Celvin

Someone who eats almost anything at an incredible speed.

Dude, Celvin was at my house yesterday and he finished his meal in under 2 minutes!

by blalange.org July 20, 2024

Celino

Secondary famous definition for a very good player with the League of Legends champion "Vladimir", especially famous in italy,

Person 1: They picked Vladimir
Person 2: Let's hope he's not a Celino

by Frosy June 21, 2021

Charles Calvin

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

calvin and hobbes

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003