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an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.
"I think I'm going to move to Ireland and find a bearded man to marry."
"You sound like a Celtae."
Celtae by pearla18 March 12, 2010
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Badass Assassin who loves stuffing her face with food, shopping, and hanging out with her doggo Fleetfoot.
Dorian: God, that girl is strange, but amazing.

Chaol: Be careful, that’s Celaena, and she will kill you.
celaena by Manon Blackbeak June 7, 2018
A fake name your gf gives you when her sister is in the room
Your name is celtie
celtie by Armyman321 January 16, 2017
Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠
CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

Captain Celaeno 

A pirate parrot from My Little Pony The Movie who is voiced by Zoe Saldana. Also she is very similar to Bob the Builder in some ways.
Captain Celaeno is the best character from My Little Pony The Movie. Her trademark song and catchphrase is "It's Time to be Awesome."

celtaphobic

The fear of British men and fear of men in kilts or wearing a kilt themselves
Don't be celtaphobic
Don't be a celtaphobic
celtaphobic by Tricky Macdoo October 23, 2018
A beautiful name given to a rare babygirl, people born under this name are kind, fun,goal-oriented, creative, and smart...this girl is most likely to be a Pisces and she loves making people smile by don’t make her mad cause that’s a bad move✋🏾🛑
Dang man, who is that girl
Oh, that’s Celaenia she’s nice to everyone she meets just don’t make her mad
Celaenia by IMSOSTUPIDANDSLOW January 15, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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