Cellar Dog
Cellar Dog by Invincible Sloth January 24, 2024
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Dog Collar Bitch
Alt girl that wears necklaces that look like dog collars. They always have daddy issues, wear too much makeup, have horrendous "alt" hair cuts and dyes, and smell like cigarettes.
cade: yo U seen that dog collar bitch over there?
aaron: yea she used to be sexy as fuck
jacob: nasty ass dog collar smells like my grandmas house
ki: I love dog collar bitches!
aaron: stfu ki
jacob: ur black
aaron: BRING BACK VSCO BITCHES, IM TIRED OF THESE DOG COLLAR BITCHES.
cade: ong
jacob: fr
aaron: yea she used to be sexy as fuck
jacob: nasty ass dog collar smells like my grandmas house
ki: I love dog collar bitches!
aaron: stfu ki
jacob: ur black
aaron: BRING BACK VSCO BITCHES, IM TIRED OF THESE DOG COLLAR BITCHES.
cade: ong
jacob: fr
Dog Collar Bitch by coolcade11 July 5, 2021
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collar that dog
A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
collar that dog by JParker June 17, 2008
dog collar
dog collar by oneoldgeezer2.0 December 13, 2013
Needle Dog Collar
Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!
Needle Dog Collar by SentimentalDad667 May 8, 2014
dog collar
When a person puts sun screen on their neck but forgets about around the neck of the shirt; this causes a bright red sun burn (about 1 centimeter thick)that is in a giant circle around their neck. It looks like the person is wearing a bright red dog collar.
dog collar by Carter Ray Hansen December 30, 2008
Dog Collar
This is to be used on a person who is very corporate and anal about their professional appearance.
Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight.
Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices.
They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit.
Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight.
Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices.
They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit.
Steve: "I wonder how John did in his interview today..."
Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit."
Steve: "Dog Collar?"
Mike: "Bullseye."
Steve: "Nice".
Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit."
Steve: "Dog Collar?"
Mike: "Bullseye."
Steve: "Nice".
Dog Collar by Mikey T...... January 9, 2010
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