Celery Stick 

An amazing vegetable, probably the best of them all. Best eaten with dressing. Nice and CrUnChY.

He ate a Celery Stick

Celery Stick by 231315545945569 August 10, 2020

shake the celery stick 

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

shake the celery stick by yeahyeahyeah2412 August 18, 2009

celery sticking 

when giving a blow job you use your thumb to massage the part under the balls (taint) until you feel the area that feels similar to a celery stick.

“if you’re giving a blow job, try celery sticking his taint, makes them cum fast.”

celery sticking by EmmaX3 June 5, 2018

celery cheesecake sticks 

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

celery cheesecake sticks by Anonymous January 10, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016