Celery Stick 

An amazing vegetable, probably the best of them all. Best eaten with dressing. Nice and CrUnChY.

He ate a Celery Stick

Celery Stick by 231315545945569 August 10, 2020

shake the celery stick 

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

shake the celery stick by yeahyeahyeah2412 August 18, 2009

celery sticking 

when giving a blow job you use your thumb to massage the part under the balls (taint) until you feel the area that feels similar to a celery stick.

“if you’re giving a blow job, try celery sticking his taint, makes them cum fast.”

celery sticking by EmmaX3 June 5, 2018

celery cheesecake sticks 

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

celery cheesecake sticks by Anonymous January 10, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019