celery'd

something that is super crisp and about 99.9% water; something that is very cool and up with current trends. Someone who can wear almost any color, like when you put celery into water with food dye in elementary school and the celery would take on that color.

"Wow, that is so celery'd."

"Man, she is super celery'd!"

"I just found out my boss' daughter is celery'd."

celery'd by It's that other guy. August 9, 2021

the celery dances at midnight 

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

the celery dances at midnight by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

Celery Dock 

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

Celery Dock by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

national celery day 

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

national celery day by scruffrry June 5, 2021