BanditBall's definitions

Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

Celebritease

One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meeting said crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.

Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.

by BanditBall August 8, 2025

Mensplain

When a male finds the need to explain the meaning of mansplaining to a female

My wife told me to stop mansplaining, when I was really just disagreeing with her interpretation of the situation. I decided that was not the time to mensplain.

by BanditBall April 25, 2021

size dropper

A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.

I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.

by BanditBall March 7, 2016

avokiddo

An unusually small-sized avocado.

In order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.

by BanditBall July 4, 2017

Delaborate

To intentionally shorter a story given the time pressure of the situation and the relative importance of the story itself.

Jake opted to delaborate the tale of his friend’s ski trip, since others in the car don’t like hearing about injuries.

by BanditBall March 27, 2022

ebet

A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).

I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.

by BanditBall October 24, 2013