BanditBall's definitions
My wife told me to stop mansplaining, when I was really just disagreeing with her interpretation of the situation. I decided that was not the time to mensplain.
by BanditBall April 25, 2021
Get the Mensplainmug. A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.
I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.
by BanditBall March 7, 2016
Get the size droppermug. One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meeting said crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.
Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.
by BanditBall August 8, 2025
Get the Celebriteasemug. An unusually small-sized avocado.
by BanditBall July 4, 2017
Get the avokiddomug. To intentionally shorter a story given the time pressure of the situation and the relative importance of the story itself.
Jake opted to delaborate the tale of his friend’s ski trip, since others in the car don’t like hearing about injuries.
by BanditBall March 27, 2022
Get the Delaboratemug. When you go to look something up on your phone and get distracted by something else that you see on your phone, resulting in your forgetting the reason you went on your device in the first place.
Beth took our her cell to look up the name of the name of the new broadway show about which she had heard great things, but she got recelled once she noticed some new text messages from her teenage daughter. We never ended up finding out the name of that show.
by BanditBall July 14, 2019
Get the recelledmug. A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
by BanditBall August 10, 2015
Get the Faux Selfiemug.