A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).
I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.
by BanditBall October 24, 2013

One who aggressively seeks out her celebrity crushes but, upon meeting said crushes, does not end up sealing the deal.
Tanya is such a celebritease; having finally met David Franco at a celebrity event, she flirted with him for over an hour but did not to accept his offer to have a night cap in his hotel room.
by BanditBall August 08, 2025

My wife told me to stop mansplaining, when I was really just disagreeing with her interpretation of the situation. I decided that was not the time to mensplain.
by BanditBall April 25, 2021

A picture that is taken in such a way as to make it appear that the subject(s) have taken a selfie -- but they have not
by BanditBall August 10, 2015

When you go to look something up on your phone and get distracted by something else that you see on your phone, resulting in your forgetting the reason you went on your device in the first place.
Beth took our her cell to look up the name of the name of the new broadway show about which she had heard great things, but she got recelled once she noticed some new text messages from her teenage daughter. We never ended up finding out the name of that show.
by BanditBall July 14, 2019

A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.
I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.
by BanditBall March 07, 2016

An unusually small-sized avocado.
by BanditBall July 04, 2017
