When you go to look something up on your phone and get distracted by something else that you see on your phone, resulting in your forgetting the reason you went on your device in the first place.
Beth took our her cell to look up the name of the name of the new broadway show about which she had heard great things, but she got recelled once she noticed some new text messages from her teenage daughter. We never ended up finding out the name of that show.
by BanditBall July 14, 2019
A wager in which the loser is required to purchase a gift on EBay for the winner for a pre-determined amount of money (e.g., $25) or range (e.g., $25-$30).
I can't believe that I lost the EBet to JZ on the last hole. Now I need to find something cool for him on EBay for $25.
by BanditBall October 24, 2013
To intentionally shorter a story given the time pressure of the situation and the relative importance of the story itself.
Jake opted to delaborate the tale of his friend’s ski trip, since others in the car don’t like hearing about injuries.
by BanditBall March 27, 2022
An unusually small-sized avocado.
by BanditBall July 04, 2017
A poop so large that it, upon completion, enables the dumper to drop down a waist size and/or a notch in their belt.
I feel especially light on my feet after that size dropper I left back in your bathroom. I'm a 31 waist for at least the next few hours.
by BanditBall December 01, 2015
A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
by BanditBall July 27, 2023
Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 31, 2019