Celestius

(Celestius)(Noun)
Geometry Dash player who has beaten multiple extreme demons, such as Carcano, Celestial Force, and Ethereal Artifice.

Owner of the "Delta Public Discord Server".

Loves to build "Among Us" crewmates in Hypixel build battles in his free time.

"Man, Celestius is so good at Geometry Dash, I bet he gets laid every night!"

"Dude, you're gonna become a Celestius if you keep getting better at Geometry Dash!"
"God I hate Celestius so much, whenever I see him online on Discord, I just want to smash my brains into a concrete slab and staple my nuts to a cactus! He's just way too good at Geometry Dash!"

Celestius by ItsVersa March 10, 2021

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Celasturbate

The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.

Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!

When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.

Celasturbate by ASaga2 February 15, 2010

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Celestus

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say

1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.

Celestus by Ouranios May 12, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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