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Celestus 

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say
1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.
Celestus by Ouranios May 12, 2010
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Celestasaurus 

A small, sweet, lovable person. Everyone looks at her, and loves her. Yet, she is obtainable by no one. Many believe that she may be a vampire dinosaur, but she is, in fact, a bampire dinosaur (There is a difference). She is absolute perfection in the eyes of many, while others flee from her in terror. You just have to look past what you see, to notice the beauty that lies beneath.
In some alternate universe, there are Celestasaurus running through my living room.
Celestasaurus by Mallos March 15, 2010

celestuous 

Having great beauty, figure, and passion. A prize worth winning, a song worth hearing, and a meal worth eating.
The celestuous Celeste was up for auction amongst the galaxies most wealthy and insiduous villains.
celestuous by d pizzle October 23, 2007

Celestasaurus 

A combination of the name Celeste and a dinosaur. Has a fond taste for kittens. People under this name tend to be a bit cold and heartless.

See Celeste for better definition.
Oh my! That is a gigantic Celestasaurus about to eat us.

Celestasaurus 

Celestasaurus is the craziest dinosaur there ever was. A vegetarian by nature but wouldn't hesitate to eat anything if hungry enough. It is a widely held belief that one of the reasons for the mass extinction of dinosaurs is that celestasaurus ate everything and let the other dinosaurs starve. Manipulative in nature and ruthless when need be, celestasaurus was the dinosaur to avoid.
Everything's been eaten. Must've been a celestasaurus.
Celestasaurus by Mohamid December 7, 2013

Celestius 

(Celestius)(Noun)
Geometry Dash player who has beaten multiple extreme demons, such as Carcano, Celestial Force, and Ethereal Artifice.

Owner of the "Delta Public Discord Server".

Loves to build "Among Us" crewmates in Hypixel build battles in his free time.
"Man, Celestius is so good at Geometry Dash, I bet he gets laid every night!"

"Dude, you're gonna become a Celestius if you keep getting better at Geometry Dash!"
"God I hate Celestius so much, whenever I see him online on Discord, I just want to smash my brains into a concrete slab and staple my nuts to a cactus! He's just way too good at Geometry Dash!"
Celestius by ItsVersa March 10, 2021

celestds 

Celeste Grimes, New Zealand’s favourite lesbian. She is both sexy and seductive, makes all the girls pussies drip with cum. She has a spraying kink, loves spraying her breast milk and orgasm all over everyone.
Look theres CeleSTDs
Damn I want her to fist my pussy hole real good
I’m so gay for her
She’s my lesbian queen 🏳️ 🌈
celestds by Celeste fan November 23, 2021
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