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Cedricism 

Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.
Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"

learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*
Cedricism by rory39 November 7, 2017
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cedricsexual 

Cedricsexual is where you are utterly obsessed and in love with Cedric Diggory .
y/n- im in love with Cedric !!!
Harry- you must be cedricsexul!
y/n - I guess I am , hey Ron Guess what!

Ron- what??
Y/n - I’m cedricsexual!
cedricsexual by nataliesx December 27, 2020

Cedrics memes 

A funny a** meme page with good content and some funny sh**
Bro did you see what Cedrics memes posted, that sh** was funny
Cedrics memes by Slimjim0927 April 23, 2019

cedrickisms 

a growing collection of stupid thoughts and or sayings
all of his cedrickisms make that boy special
cedrickisms by #2t December 24, 2010

cedrics memes 

BIg old meme lord, some say he makes his own content, some also say the meme legion just recycle the same ones but it’s fine cause we just here for the memes
I love Cedrics memes

usa centricism 

The act of a USA citizen to centre of the USA as if it is the entire world and often the universe. It is often seen in online international groups, where their replies are all focused on the USA, even when the group is specifically about a certain culture.
Their reply was the absolute definition of USA Centricism, the inability to grasp that this is an online international platform and is not focused on the US is absurd.
usa centricism by Líadain September 22, 2020

cedrics idol klaus 

cedric loves klaus. he was brutally murdered in a series i dont know which but he was in jail and got on the electric chair or something idrk. he bites people made of ketchup, he seems a little sketchy.
Omg, look! there is cedrics idol klaus !!
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