(Verb) | Chair-ist

When a highly adept (or some may say cocky) technical Cloud engineer attempts to fix your issue. Their intellectual superiority (or cockiness) coupled with their developer background may produce some very unorthodox, totally off the wall solutions that simply leave the mere mortal IT layman mystified. Your problem may have been solved, but you will be unable to replicate or explain the solution. There is also a good chance the solution does not meet the requirements of any acceptable IT best practices...this is when you know you've been charris'd

I was charris'd

Dan: Maddy, what the hell happened to this Firewall, it looks pretty jacked up but it works.
Maddy: It's been charris'd

Its not my fault, I was charris'd...I have no idea how to fix it.

Microsoft Tech Support: I'm sorry sir, if you have been charris'd we are unable to assist you

Charris'd by erwabo February 18, 2019

Related Words

CcHarris • Charrissa • Charris'd • charrise • Charrisse • charri • (C.) Harrison

charrise

A charrise is a very outgoing person, she is also a very great friend who will stick by your side no matter what but if you get on their bitchy side just know your fucked for, A charrise normally has a emotional ass but when they are around people they are comfortable around they can be annoying as fuck. Dont loose a charrise always try to keep them

Oh my god, that person is so much like a charrise

charrise by Mya's opinions May 30, 2021

Charris

Also LOVES to dance, juggle, and laugh. Beautiful red hair to go with gorgeous blue eyes. More intelligent than anyone.

That's the charris of the group!

Charris by WhoDattyWhoDatty February 3, 2010

Charrissa

She is always there for you.

P1: Wow she is such a great friend! Is her name Charrissa?
P2: Yeah, how did you know?
P1: All people that are called Charrissa are amazing friends.

Charrissa by Lucht.ler November 12, 2019

Charrisse

She was a girl in the village doing all right
Then She became a princess overnight
Now She gotta figure out how to do it right
So much to learn and see!

Up in the castle with her new family
And a school that's just for royalty
A whole enchanted world is waiting for her
She's so excited to be... (Charrisse the First!)

She's finding out what being royal's all about (Charrisse!)
Making her way, it's an adventure every day! (Charrisse)
It's gonna be her time (Charrisse)
To show them all that. She's been the first!

I love Charrisse

Charrisse by Hahahaha xd lamaw June 8, 2021

Charrissa

This is an amazing friend at all times!

P1: Wow she is such a good friend!
P2: Is her name Charrissa?
P1: Yes, how did you know?
P2: They are always good friends

Charrissa by Lucht.ler November 11, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026