Cave Jew 

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

Cave Jew by murkishboy January 12, 2012

northern italy cave jew 

1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.

2)an extremely unlikeable person

How was Italy?

It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip

Bummer

northern italy cave jew by lukediebitch December 15, 2010

Jew Cave

A secret cave that Cartman and other Anti-Semites believe the Jews use to hide their cash and other treasure. From South Park Episode 1303

"Where did the money go? The answer is obvious my friends. It is the Jews! Covetous Jews, who have taken all our money and hoarded it for themselves. And hidden all the cash in some secret Jew Cave that they built, probably back in the early 60’s…" (S.P. Ep.1303)

Jew Cave by Johnny Neumonnic May 27, 2009

Jew Cave

A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.

Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.

Jew Cave by papa slav December 8, 2009

Jew-Cave

A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.

This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.

Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?

Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!

Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.

Jew-Cave by Sam T. Baker December 31, 2010

jew cave

A home of many many jewish people in which the jews feed of of each others money.

I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.

jew cave by skeety-doop April 24, 2009

hide the nazi in the jew cave 

Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide

"Baby, can I play hide the Nazi in the Jew cave?"

hide the nazi in the jew cave by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008