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A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper
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That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar
by murkishboy January 3, 2012
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