A secret cave that Cartman and other Anti-Semites believe the Jews use to hide their cash and other treasure. From South Park Episode 1303
"Where did the money go? The answer is obvious my friends. It is the Jews! Covetous Jews, who have taken all our money and hoarded it for themselves. And hidden all the cash in some secret Jew Cave that they built, probably back in the early 60’s…" (S.P. Ep.1303)
by Johnny Neumonnic May 27, 2009
A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.
Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.
by papa slav December 9, 2009
A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.
This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.
This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.
Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?
Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!
Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.
Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!
Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.
by Sam T. Baker December 31, 2011
I was on my way to school the other day, and i went past this huge jew cave, and i could smell the money being cooked.
by skeety-doop April 25, 2009
Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide
by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008
A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper
by murkishboy January 3, 2012
1)noun:
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.
2)an extremely unlikeable person
an extremely dirty person of the jewish faith who resides in exile from modern society in the cavernous mountains of northern italy.
2)an extremely unlikeable person
How was Italy?
It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip
Bummer
It was great except we ran into a pack of northern italy cave jews while hiking. it killed the whole trip
Bummer
by lukediebitch December 14, 2010