catrine 

A girl who has a tough outter appearance, but is truly sweet. She loves everyone, but usually isn't too close to family. She is a very individual worker. A Catrine is usually very intelligent and hard working. She is often shy around people older or larger than her, but she will stand up for herself if she must.

Catrine is so sweet.

catrine by KaymoTen January 10, 2018

Catrine 

Catrine is one of the best people you will ever meet in your life, she is very funny and loves to keep close to certain people. Your are lucky if you have a Catrine in your life. She is kind hearted person. She is also the person who has the most taste on earth. She loves to have a laugh and is a very funny person to hang around with.

Catrine is the sweetest!

Catrine by gwsgomez June 16, 2020

La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo

"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"

La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020

cartinese 

The language of Playboi Carti

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”

cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

cartinese 

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.

Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT

cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese 

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.

~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”

Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019