Catosteope

When your friend can’t spell whatsoever

Mi spelng iss gud, no Collin it’s a catosteope

by Dutbdu September 12, 2021

catosteope

When your friend Collin can’t spell catastrophe

No it’s catastrophe not catosteope

by Dutbdu September 12, 2021

catostrophe

n. The blatant and regrettable misuse of an apostrophe, often multiple times in a single example. (Etymology: catastrophe + apostrophe.)

Dave looked at the sign on the store. "Joes' Waterbed's." It was definitely a catostrophe. He decided to find another outlet.

by davidwayneblack April 1, 2011

Catastropee

Sudden, unintentional urination frequently the result of experiencing a shocking or traumatic event whilst retaining a full bladder.

Exiting the roller coaster was an ignominious affair for Andrew, as all of his friends could plainly witness his catastropee.

by RMusick March 5, 2012