Definitions by RMusick

poobonic plague 

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

poobonic plague by RMusick March 12, 2012

Catastropee

Sudden, unintentional urination frequently the result of experiencing a shocking or traumatic event whilst retaining a full bladder.

Exiting the roller coaster was an ignominious affair for Andrew, as all of his friends could plainly witness his catastropee.

Catastropee by RMusick March 5, 2012