Catextrophy 

1. A written communication, primarily a text message, that is filled with spelling errors, poor punctuation, and mistaken auto-corrects.
2. A written communication that drastically fails to convey the intended message.

John: Can I, boorow you're lane mover tommorow?
Steve: That was a catextrophy!

Catextrophy by MusicManSteve April 6, 2015

catastrophy 

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.

I mispelled 'catastrophy'.

catastrophy by How Inane December 8, 2010

catastrophy 

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

catastrophy by Pamelot September 22, 2011

Catastrophysics 

The branch of physics (specifically Astrophysics) that deals with major events that could cause devastation on a vast scale (usually known as catastrophes) and how to make sure they don't happen or at the very least try and find a way to reduce the impact of any given catastrophe.

News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!

Catastrophysics by Will [Neffers] March 21, 2013

catextrophe 

A catastrophe of a texting conversation.

man I got caught up in a real catextrophe tonight...

catextrophe by TuxMan2012 April 1, 2017

catastrophy 

When a relationship that should have got going, is hindered by a bizarre situation.

The predominant character hopefully plucks up the guts to ask the other one out to sort out problems and start again.

Also when a cyber relationship develops as a result of all the above.

Katy and Ken's relationship became a catastrophy as it was momentarily fucked up by confusion - took a while, but catastrophy healed and things got going good...

catastrophy by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007

catstrophy

An event in which a cat(s) act out in a weird manner.

I walked in my room at suddenly saw a catstrophy, my cat was yurkin his stuffed animal.

catstrophy by Theo Daniel February 13, 2021