Carcock

Commonly known as “Carlos” this nick name was given to him by the young COCK god Luis Lemus.

“Do you know where carlos is?” “I don’t know who that is, do you mean Carcock?”

by YoungCockGod March 3, 2019

carlocked

A car that is traped in some way. Double parked or stuck in traffic for example. Comes from land locked land masses.

I would have been here on time but I was carlocked in the parking lot.

by HybridStorm November 1, 2005

Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"

"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"

by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017

Circock

When a girl gives you a blowjob with a straw next to your dick going down into a bottle of Ciroc ultra premium vodka.

I took Sabrina to the crib and served her some circock.

by Blaze Balboa March 2, 2014

Carlocked

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Carlocking

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.

I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.

by drankpee November 5, 2014