Catbag 

Something that is unbelievably bad but in a surprising way. Portmanteau of the cat’s out of the bag.

Dan, what do you think of those flats over there?

They’re catbag.

Catbag by Pin Thownton July 3, 2020

catbag 

A female's genitals. Vagina. Female's private part. As said in Tionna Smalls' Advice Column on Gawker.com.

It is also very normal especially in the hood that when you get in an argument with a person that you had sexual relations with, they always go for the gusto and say that your catbag stinks.

catbag by Jane Rosenberg November 29, 2007

catbag 

A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.

Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.

catbag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag 

A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.

Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.

catbag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag 

When one's lady bits stink. (c) katpowers3000.com

She was so sweaty, when I went down on her she was a total catbag.

catbag by Kat Powers June 3, 2013

Catbug 

Catbug is the most adorable character in the Youtube series Bravest Worriers. It is a half cat, half ladybug.

"Wow, did you see Catbug in the show"?
"YEAH! IT'S SO CUTE!"
"I love it when he says; Put a blanket on it!"

Catbug by ArcticPulse April 17, 2013

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009