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A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
God I love Jacobie, but shes such a fucking cat mom.
Cat Mom by MarcOli April 18, 2022
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Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!
Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom
Cat Mom by MikeyMeta February 11, 2023

alley cat mom 

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!
alley cat mom by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

Chicago Cat Mom 

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
Chicago Cat Mom by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.
Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!

Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?

Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!

Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!
Cat Mommy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008

Cat moment 

When a cat does literally anything
Cat: *loafs*
Person: haha, what a cat moment
Cat moment by Beedle_Juize November 4, 2022

Hans' Cat Moment 

Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day
That's a Hans' Cat Moment
Hans' Cat Moment by evansucker1945 February 7, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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