Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!
Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom
a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
A crazy cat lady who wants her catswatch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.
Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!
Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?
Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!
Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!