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Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.
"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"
Related Words

catbagging 

Placing the labia majora, a part of the vulva, into the mouth or on the face of another person. Normally for the purpose of humiliation or defiling the virtual corpse of a n00b.

female equivalent of teabagging
We got a picture of me catbagging this wasted douche last night!
catbagging by AT&T March 15, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026