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Cashtigmatism 

Portmanteau of "cash" and "astigmatism". The ailment of being rendered either short-sighted or blind due to dollar signs in the eyes. A level of greed that results in a person behaving without thought to future consequences. First used in Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content".
Faye: I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancing in my eyes!
Dora: Careful, our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism.

Did you hear? John inherited a bunch of money from his uncle, but it gave him cashtigmatism and he blew it all on silly putty and gummi bears.
Cashtigmatism by Astrolounge January 19, 2010
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cashigababa 

a word you say in an awkward situation when you dont know what else to say.
Trisha: "What were you and Cody doing in the closet for 20 minutes?"
Johnny: "Uhhh cashigababa"
cashigababa by nastierashlee November 26, 2011

cashpiper 

the name given to a in-denial fag who dreams of making his fortune by choking on dude pipe for cash.
That Joel is a cheap cashpiper. He’ll swallow man sword for $25...
cashpiper by TheM-Dawg October 6, 2009

Cashtigmatism 

The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.

Credit: J. Jacques
(questionablecontent.net)
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"

Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
Cashtigmatism by Dexi January 18, 2010

caspiglet 

Referred to someone who is of colour and stinks and also gets rejected by females and does cheeky akies while claiming to be a church boy
That guys such a caspiglet
caspiglet by Lolmao24 December 20, 2021