Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.
Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.
by Scooter D October 12, 2013
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carve a pumpkin

I went over to his/her apartment last night to carve a pumpkin.
by sillyrabbit123456 October 18, 2010
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carving a pumpkin

hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?
by chiahseed January 31, 2010
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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
by rarganCCS October 29, 2012
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Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 03, 2008
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Pumpkin Carving

Pumpkin carving;

The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
Let’s go Pumpkin Carving
by ImContributing March 25, 2021
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Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!
by Pablo MonteChristo October 19, 2007
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