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Your carving the pumpkins already

An adult movie that contains a prank on a step sister
your carving the pumpkins already you know that my favirote part

Pumpkin Carving 

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

Pumpkin Carving 

Pumpkin carving;

The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity

pumpkin carving 

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

Pumpkin Carving 

To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?

Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!

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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!

Pumpkin Carving Party 

The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"