Carusism 

This refers to the philosophies on gender equality as put forth by world-renowned gender equality specialist and Philosopher Ms. Jenny Carus

The equal equal socioeconomic and political rights for both genders and transgender is a hallmark or Carusism

Carusism by Urban Legend 001 September 25, 2014

Carusoism 

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.

CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*

Carusoism by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008

root-causism 

The pseudo-profound idea that every social ill is a symptom of some deep moral sickness and can never be mitigated by simplistic treatments which fail to cure the gangrene at the core.

Smith wrote in 1986 that nothing could be done about violent crime in America, because violent crime was woven into the fabric of a violent American society. The fact that violent crime has declined massively since then shows that he was engaging in root-causism.

root-causism by LordSlonborg July 24, 2018