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Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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