Carty-Ball

A myth surrounding a non-style of football once purported by a local journalist off his face on cheap whiskey.

"The team fell apart, the players broke down as Celtic smashed in another to crumble and humble Rangers 5-1. Well I guess that's the end of Carty-Ball"

Carty-Ball by CRP23 June 7, 2022

Carly Ball 

Cousin of Merlin the Magical Sorcerer, Carly Balls are not to be messed with. Carlys have majestical eyes that peer into your soul, swimming in every lude thought you've ever had. Yes that's right. Be afraid. Carly uses this power to work the corners late at night, by green lamp poles in which she practices her dance moves with for all the people driving by. She hang out with her other dancing "friends" Shhaquaanda, Rebeetha, Isaiah, and Jolaunda. Together, they form the Scream Team... and if you don't know why it's called that, get off this page.

You just pulled a Carly Ball and twirled around that lamp post

Wait Carly Ball? you mean the great cousin of Magical Merlin?!?!?!

He had eyes like a Carly Ball, with eyes seducing you by peering straight into your soul.

Carly Ball by wizardsunite03487 December 7, 2010

The Bowling Ball Carry 

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

The Bowling Ball Carry by Davie Dee November 8, 2019

cartball 

The game of golf, when played using an electric cart. Use of the cart deprives golf of just about any exercise value. As such, the growth of cartball - at the expense of "walking golf" - is a sign of America's increasing laziness.

It seems as if most men over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a rugged workout.

cartball by Peter March 30, 2005

cartball 

Golf, when played with use of an electric cart, thereby depriving it of any significant exercise value.

All too many males over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a tough workout.

cartball by Peter May 13, 2005

CartBall 

Throwing a football over the top of a golf cart while driving a golf cart. The driver typically throws the ball to the passenger.

Golf cart throwing from driver to passenger. This is called cartball

CartBall by CartBall November 24, 2011

Balls a la carte 

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

Balls a la carte by Mirhossain May 5, 2020