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carthritis

when you sit for to long in a car or other such places then try to skate but are stiff from sitting too long
Dude, it took us 3 hours to drive here and now i have carthritis
carthritis by zebb January 22, 2004

carthritis

Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,
It's 2 degrees outside. My car started, but when I turn the wheel, there is this crunchy, groaning sound. I think my car may have carthritis.
carthritis by shawnblog January 28, 2009
Word of the Day on February 22, 2012

dirty cartwrightin son of a bitch 

Someone who commits a cartwright in a pool game. A cartwright is a shot that goes in on accident.

Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt
Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis
Carthritis by Atticus7362 August 31, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026