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Your roomate is so carizza
carizza by Luha March 11, 2004
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the italian mafia family, most known for the death of JFK, the election of george w. bush, the war in iraq, hurricane katrina, the coming of jesus and most widley recognized for the rigging of the world cup in italys favor.
Damn are those Carrozza's some bad ass mother fvckers
carrozza by Carrozza July 11, 2006
She is the coolest gril you will ever meat. She is the best girlfriend any guy could ever have and anyone who has ever seen her in their presence remembers her. She is 4 foot 1o to 5 foot 3 and has toes for days. She is a party girl and only ever drinks sprite. You are lucky if you ever meat Carriona, she's one of a kind.
"Carriona, shes one party animal."
"She really is!"
carriona by AbrahamLinclon November 30, 2021
carriona is cool as fuck. She is so cool and swagger and the best person ever. No one can beat Carriona. Best friend and girlfriend in the whole universe. She is so fricken dapper and drippy. No one stands a chance against carriona. Her nick name is car.
Carriona is so fucking awesome
carriona by 🚙 November 30, 2021

carrizozo 

A town that is so small, A telescope couldnt even find it... a great place with weird ppl, kind of like france? and there is no possible sivilization for at least and hour or two... the only stores are gas stations, and no source of entertaiment for miles.....
dude Carrizozo is a bumb-fuck-town
carrizozo by bight me hooker June 19, 2008

Carrieopathy 

The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.
She suffers from acute carrieopathy.
Carrieopathy by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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