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When the state of Israel does a complete PR disaster and immediately gets criticized by the international community and media.
by nbakuchev June 10, 2010
Get the Israfailmug. A noun used by listless Westerners (and bolillos in general) to describe the drugs they take to deal with the ennui they experience from their lives lacking meaning.
Generally used in place of "psychedelics" or "hallucinogens" by wannabe Hippies playing as much semantics as the Bush administration.
Actual shaman probably would laugh at the people who call hallucinogens this term because physical and psychological trials usually accompany the ingestion of hallucinogenic substances in shamanistic cultures and these people just sit in the comfort of their air conditioned parents' house and think they're getting in touch with the divine.
Used by people with no knowledge of anthropology and those who would probably be considered Orientalists by those who don't live in Western societies.
Generally used in place of "psychedelics" or "hallucinogens" by wannabe Hippies playing as much semantics as the Bush administration.
Actual shaman probably would laugh at the people who call hallucinogens this term because physical and psychological trials usually accompany the ingestion of hallucinogenic substances in shamanistic cultures and these people just sit in the comfort of their air conditioned parents' house and think they're getting in touch with the divine.
Used by people with no knowledge of anthropology and those who would probably be considered Orientalists by those who don't live in Western societies.
Funny how white people say entheogen s are a pathway to god when there is no definitive proof for the existence of a deity and most indigenous societies don't use psychedelics.
by nbakuchev October 11, 2010
Get the entheogenmug. 
Get the broskeezeemug. Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.
Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.
Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."
The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.
The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.
Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."
The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.
The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
Get the CIAmug. A bunch of ideological nutjobs. These people believed in a utopian version of the world where there would be no war and no violence, completely disregarding evolutionary psychology and man's intrinsic desire to acquire more power and prestige.
The people who got Nixon elected. People were fed up with the riots and outlandishness of Hippies, so they elected Nixon. By helping get Nixon elected, they indirectly made the drugs they loved so much illegal and spurred on the War on Drugs.
The people who claim credit for movements that they had nothing to do with. The women's lib movement actually started when women worked in the factories during WWII, and the black power movement has roots in Truman desegregating the military.
The people who protested the Vietnam War but didn't end it. Walter Cronkite had more to do with the ending of the Vietnam War because people trusted Cronkite more than Hippies. Ironically enough, the anti-war movement started when they started sending white middle class college students to fight the NVA, because it's alright when poor blacks and Latinos are getting sent off to the jungles to die but not whites.
The people who later became teabaggers. The teabaggers largely are comprised of former Hippies who are hitting their midlife crisis, so they're trying to recapture their youth by holding signs of Obama as an African witch doctor.
The people who got Nixon elected. People were fed up with the riots and outlandishness of Hippies, so they elected Nixon. By helping get Nixon elected, they indirectly made the drugs they loved so much illegal and spurred on the War on Drugs.
The people who claim credit for movements that they had nothing to do with. The women's lib movement actually started when women worked in the factories during WWII, and the black power movement has roots in Truman desegregating the military.
The people who protested the Vietnam War but didn't end it. Walter Cronkite had more to do with the ending of the Vietnam War because people trusted Cronkite more than Hippies. Ironically enough, the anti-war movement started when they started sending white middle class college students to fight the NVA, because it's alright when poor blacks and Latinos are getting sent off to the jungles to die but not whites.
The people who later became teabaggers. The teabaggers largely are comprised of former Hippies who are hitting their midlife crisis, so they're trying to recapture their youth by holding signs of Obama as an African witch doctor.
Guy 1: "Did you see those Hippies that got shot at Kent State?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they called it a massacre but I would hardly classify 4 people dying as a massacre."
Guy 2: "Yeah, they called it a massacre but I would hardly classify 4 people dying as a massacre."
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
Get the Hippiemug. Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.
Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
Get the Social Securitymug. The most boring place to be in Texas. The adults are all conservative Paultards and all the kids are on a sundry assortment of drugs. This town boasts a large number of both wangstas and shit-kickers. There is a street that goes on for at least 3 miles with nothing but churches, because everyone there loves God and hates fags.
Victoria is like a black hole of souls, because once you realize the dull monotony of living here your soul gets sucked into a portal.
The fortunate Victorians either die in drunk driving accidents or leave never to return.
Victoria is like a black hole of souls, because once you realize the dull monotony of living here your soul gets sucked into a portal.
The fortunate Victorians either die in drunk driving accidents or leave never to return.
Yeah man, I got out of Victoria, TX as soon as I can, but I'm now seeking the help of a therapist because the shithold completely annihilated my sense of well-being.
by nbakuchev June 9, 2010
Get the Victoria, TXmug.