Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.

I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.

by MC Stin November 2, 2012

carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.

did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

Carpet Burn

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring

I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home

by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018