8 definitions by Middle aged middle white male
When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
by Middle aged middle white male November 9, 2018
During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.
by Middle aged middle white male November 9, 2018
Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.
Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
One of the first dicks an underage girl sucks usually a 12th grader named Dave who she met at a party. It will be recorded as one of the smallest that she will encounter in her sexual career.
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018
A series of intimate conversations between two parties in which it is apparent either with or without verbal confirmation that each has a unique interest in the other.
Girl: Hey did you hear, Tommy Lee and Susan Collins are talking?
Guy: Nah I heard hes just tryna get head
Guy: Nah I heard hes just tryna get head
by Middle aged middle white male January 18, 2019