carpet munching

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To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

carpet munching by davey2002 December 12, 2008

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Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

Carpet Munching by Nelson December 1, 2003

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Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

Carpet Munching by Winston Smith May 13, 2005

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carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

carpet munching by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018

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carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

carpet munching sewer skank by c.p.k August 27, 2009

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carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

carpet munching muff diver by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

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carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

carpet munching vacume whore by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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