Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 02, 2003

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith March 10, 2005

carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 January 12, 2007

carpet munch

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

by kLoWn May 17, 2006

carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder September 02, 2017

Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

by Aleishajade January 13, 2009

carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 28, 2009