Carpet Man 

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

Carpet Man by sudbab December 13, 2021

Carpet Man 

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

Carpet Man by sudbab December 13, 2021

Man carpet 

A condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. Usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.

Dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.

Man carpet by drycover March 20, 2011

good carpet side manners 

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

good carpet side manners by mpm July 23, 2014

Manjeet's Magic Carpet 

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

Manjeet's Magic Carpet by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

carpe manana 

The New Mexican saying derived from "carpe diem". Carpe manana in english is "seize tommarow" expressing the states laid back attitude.

I take it slow for my motto is carpe manana.

carpe manana by milkshake March 26, 2005

Carpetland 

A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.

"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"

Carpetland by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020