When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.
Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
by I love carpet halfpipes March 11, 2011