Carpet Bomb

1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

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2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.
by Majikoopa January 03, 2011
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When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.
Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."
by suzlooky December 06, 2009
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The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.
Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."
by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012
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To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.
Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
by Urban-Legend March 05, 2015
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When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise
bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!
by CgT87 June 11, 2011
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When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.
"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."
by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015
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When you and a friend rub a girls face into a carpet and then jizz on her.
"Kyle and I carpet bombed the shit out of her last night."
by tuckchuck January 24, 2010
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