Definitions by suzlooky

Carpet Bomb 

When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.

Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."

Carpet Bomb by suzlooky December 6, 2009

Broacher 

(pronounced like poacher) - a male friend who never seems to find women on his own but easily talks to any woman that you (or your circle of friends) decide(s) to talk to.

Jim- Hey, I'm thinking of bringing Michelle back to the dorm tonight to hang out.
Donnie- Don't bring her by Aaron's room, he's a broacher.

Broacher by Suzlooky October 31, 2009

Idiot 

1. someone who does something stupid/dumb that others want to do but fear social rejection as a consequence of the selected action

I love you, but you are an idiot.

I can't believe you just did that, you idiot.

Idiot by suzlooky April 21, 2009