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Caroljean 

Yes, a Carol is a beautiful girl....a Caroljean is totally different! A Caroljean is cute when she is young, but when a Caroljean gets older, things change very quickly. She forgets how to be polite because she has always been the center of attention; after getting older and ugly she no longer is admired, but she doesn't realize it. A Caroljean smokes heavily, making her voice goat like and her breath smell like a skunk. A Caroljean has eyes that bug out of her head. Her hair is always cut short and choppy, making her aged skin look more wrinkly than an elephant. A Caroljean usually has gained a ton of weight. She scares young kids, they think she is an ugly hag. When you add obnoxious behavior to fat, ugly, scarey, and wrinkly....a Caroljean is no longer someone who is beautiful and desired!
When I married a Caroljean I was so in love with her beauty. After just a few years, she turned into a cantankerous nightmare!
Caroljean by Marykate Veras March 25, 2013
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Caroljean 

A sweet kind loving person who cares for the people around her. She knows how to tell jokes and is a great mother and friend. She is hard worker and dedicates herself to what she is doing. She has positive attitude towards life. She may also have just enough beauty sparkle ✨
Being kind is being Caroljean
Caroljean by DanDoubleD June 30, 2023

Caroljean 

A sweet kind loving person who cares for the people around her. She knows how to tell jokes and is a great mother and friend. She is hard worker and dedicates herself to what she is doing. She has positive attitude towards life. She may also have just enough beauty sparkle ✨
Being kind is being Caroljean
Caroljean by DanDoubleD June 30, 2023

Carolanne 

A quiet, sweet and caring girl. Usually very intelligent. She cares more about others than herself. She is very well liked, although she may not know it. She has a personality that is quite uncommon. Carolanne often makes jokes, and loves to laugh. Carolanne is not very popular, but the few close friends she does have are all she needs. She is a very hard-working girl. Carolanne will steal your heart, so if you ever find yourself being in a relationship or being friends with a Carolanne, don't let her go. Carolanne will bring great joy and happiness into your life.
Your name must be Carolanne 'cause dayyyyym girl you is the shit.
Carolanne by SecretPerson000000001 December 19, 2012

carolena 

carolena is that girl who is the sweetest and greatest friend any guy or girl could ever have! she's loyal and helpful, especially when you are down, she can brighten your day!
ohhhh carolena! you just made my day!
carolena by scenefeld January 7, 2010
She is One Fine Woman! She definately catches the eyes of men! With her Funloving and happy personality she is a pleasure to see.
Carolann You the Woman!
Carolann by warren38507 March 31, 2011
Carolann Is beautiful inside and out, she has a contagious laugh, and a winning smile. She draws you in with her mysterious eyes and engaging banter. Her sex Appeal is unbridled
Carolann is What Everywoman strives to be, and every man wants to bang.
Carolann by Samantha2021 July 12, 2021
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