Carmel Apple.
Jane almost burnt her mouth,and jack almost burnt his balls,when they were engaged in the Carmel apple.
Carmel Apple. by John Houghtaling April 21, 2007
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Carmel Apple
creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
Carmel Apple by laysiege June 26, 2010
Carmel Apple
Carmel Apple by AGamb1e January 12, 2016
Carmel Apple
the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.
I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.
Carmel Apple by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009
Carmel apple
A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls
Carmel apple by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008
carmel apple
A carmel apple is when a couple is having anal sex and the penetrator, inside the butt of the penetratee, whirls around the object or body part used to penetrate until a large brown ball of 'carmel' is formed. This 'treat' is then fed to the penetratee.
carmel apple by the DH December 7, 2004
carmel apple
When you take your sweaty balls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.
carmel apple by The Beave September 21, 2004
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